Yes, I am a bottomless pit, but no I’m not a princess…the thing next to me is,though.
Not gonna lie, having to commute this week was a royal pain in the ass, but that’s ok, I’m just lucky to be in school, right?
Speaking of royalty, the little princess I’ve been taking care of while Daddy’s away is making panting noises next to me as if she really, really needs half of my lunch because she is obviously underfed and neglected…not.
I think she legit forgets when and how much she gets fed.
I’ve looked forward to driving home each night to snuggle with her. I love the feeling of home, it’s refreshing sometimes.
You know what else I looked forward to upon arriving home?
Watching ridiculous MTV shows at midnight about hating your face (seriously…it was True Life: I Hate My Face) and realizing how messed up the world is, seriously. MTV needs to get a new name, it’s obviously not “Music Television” anymore.
What’s the most ridiculous show you’ve ever seen?
True Life: I love breakfast with bananas, berries and granola.
The best part of breakfast, though? The aftermath:
Sitting in rush hour traffic wishing you didn’t drink 2 cups of coffee because you’re about to piss your pants, or imagining pulling over and popping a squat on the median
(…and maybe wishing it was a reality.)
Also having minor heart attacks because you’re 2.5 inches away from rear ending a tractor trailor because you’re too focused on squeezing your bladder.
I’m so thankful for toilets, guys!
I’m also thankful for Larabars.
How many do I have during classes throughout the day?
I’m gonna go with 4 or 5.
What’s your favorite Larabar?
I also have tried something new this week that I wanna share:
I’m kind of late with the whole GF bread thing.
Expensive, but so worth it. Definitely gets a 10/10.
Alright, I’m off to get some work done so I can have the weekend for fun.
Love to all! Happy Earth Day!
p.s. glad ya’ll agree that Kesha in fact does have it all wrong.